Imagine how much more epic pizza nights would have been if the TMNT had been hanging out with this April O'Neil before rocking out in the half shell. Someone needs to send her a yellow jumpsuit we can watch her absolutely destroy during filming like a truly pornographic ninja, for the betterment of mankind. An unrepentant geek, Miss Reese worked as a receptionist before meeting Kylee Reese at a party in 2008, and gleefully leapt into the world of porn.